Charlie: Future Husband?

You know what? I've decided that human guys are just too much hassle. It seems like they enjoy making my head hurt. It's taken me awhile, but I've finally found the perfect guy for me.

Charlie Cat.

Yep! I plan to ask him out later. I think that he's really and truly the One! He's always there for me, but he's not much into cuddling(neither am I). He's funny, charming, and always surprising me. He's a bit bipolar but I think that will just make life more interesting, you know? Plus he's very good looking. That's always nice.

So yeah. I think that me & Charlie should become boyfriend and girlfriend. Actually, unbeknown st to him, I call him my boyfriend behind his back. Sad, I know. But I care not. If everything works out, we can get married. I've already got the minor details planned out.

TONYA & KIRSTIN: Bridesmaids
JESSE: Best man
RYAN: The guy who sweeps up when it's all over

Oh, how beautiful it will be!! I'm thinking just casual wear, also. I'm really doing that for Charlie's sake. I mean seriously, who is going to try to make him get into a tux? Yeah, that's what I thought.

I've got my heart all set in the life that I have planned out with Charlie! If he is to reject me, I think I'll just die a hermit. That is all.



(p.s. this was all a big joke. I'm not that crazy to want a cat as my boyfriend. That's just unhealthy)